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* 1 * ICE KISS
Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold.
Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills!
* 2 * ELECTRIC KISS
The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...then please kiss right after the shock!
* 3 * SLEEPING BAG KISS
On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a sleeping bag outside. Cuddle and kiss.
* 4 * REWARD KISS
Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like cleaning the bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the garbage, show your appreciation by tucking a candy kiss in a strategic location.
* 5 * HAPPY TRAIL KISS
Use stick-on notes to make a trail through your house that leads to your lips. Put a lipstick print or lip symbol on each note with an arrow pointing to the next note. You, of course, are at the end of the trail with a stick-on-note over your lips that says, "LIFT FOR KISS"
* 6 * KISSING IN THE RAIN
The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, rain coats, and your love. Then go outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit moves, you, remove the umbrella and kiss 'till the two of you are soaked.
* 7 * SUBSTITUTE KISSES
Prepare a small bag of candy kisses and slip it into your love's purse, briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads
"SORRY, I CAN'T BE THERE IN PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the candy between your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your tongue until it melts.
* 8 * TRACY AND HEPBURN KISS
Make flash cards, and the two of you re-enact the following kissing scene from WOMAN OF THE YEAR
(1942): (Reclining face to face on a couch, woman on top.) SAM: Something I've got to get off my chest.
TESS: I'm too heavy?
SAM: I love you.
TESS: Me, too.
SAM: Positive.
TESS: That's nice. Even when I'm sober?
SAM: Even when you're brilliant. (The two of you kiss.)
* 9 * BALLOON KISSES
Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque balloon filled with helium (any party store could do this for you) Tie the balloon to your love's chair at dinner. Desert is a shower of kisses delivered by a sharp pin.
* 10 * TOLL KISS
Next time you are driving your love somewhere, stop the car before crossing a bridge or going through a tunnel, and say the toll must be paid before you can go any further. Of course, the toll cost in one kiss.
* 11 * MORSE CODE KISS
If you know Morse code, great, If not, this is a great way to learn. Find a Morse Code chart. Using long and short kisses, spell out a message to your love and have him or her try to decipher them.
* 12 * KISSING METER KISSES
We have parking meters, so why not kissing meters? Turn a box into your own kissing meter and wear it around your neck. Give your love kissing tokens to start your kissing meter. Have an "expired" sign appear when you need another kiss.
* 13 * CASSETTE KISS
Make a cassette of kissing noises and place in your love's cassette player (walkman, car or home) with a note attached.
* 14 * BREAKFAST IN BED KISS
Slip out of bed early and prepare a special "Kissing" breakfast to serve to your love in bed. Pick foods that you can easily pick up and feed to your love. Kiss between bites!
* 15 * BACKSTAIRS KISS
This kiss is to be done at a party or at a gathering with your love. Steal away to a private location like behind a door or tree, or on the backstairs and passionately kiss each other. The risk of being discovered in the act is the key element.
* 16 * JACQUES COUSTEAU KISS
Wearing a diving mask and fins, simulate swimming underwater. Snorkel across the room to your love and kiss him or her.
* 17 * EYE CHART KISS
Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor's office where the letters get progressively smaller. Have the chart read, "IF you can read this you are standing close enough to kiss me." Now find your love and give an eye exam.
* 18 * THYMELY KISS
Thyme, according to the Greeks, is the herb which makes one irresistible kissable. Prepare a meal for your love using the herb. MOments after the first bite, rush to your love's lips with a passionate kiss. Come up for air, announce the Greeks were right, then rush back with another passionate kiss.
* 19 * GROCERY LIST KISSES
Turn your grocery list into a scorecard the next time the two of you go shopping. The one who finds the item gets credit toward one kiss. Kisses are collected either on delivery to the grocery cart, or later at home.
* 20 * BAD HABIT KISS
Offer to stop a bad habit if your love will pay you kisses. For instance, a kiss for each cigarette not smoked, putting the toilet seat down, and/or every phone call kept under three minutes is rewarded with a kiss.
* 21 * CLOUD KISS
Take your love to the backyard or out in a field: lie down on a blanket, and together inspect cloud formations. When both of you see the same thing, reward each other with a kiss.
* 22 * CHECK KISS
With your personal check, make a check out to your love for 1,000 kisses. Tell your love he or she can cash it in any time.
* 23 * TOE KISS
Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day. After the good soak, you towel dry his or her feet, give a massage and seal each toe with a kiss.
* 24 * CANDY HEART KISSES
Buy several boxes of little candy hearts that have sayings on them. Pick out all the "KISS ME" hearts and put them in a heart shaped box with the note "REDEEMABLE ANYTIME, day or night!"
* 25 * RENDEZVOUS KISS
With a note or phone call, tell your love to meet you at a certain place and time (e.g. park bench, street corner, ice cream stand) for a present. When your love arrives, have a bow stick to your lips.
* 26 * SHOWER KISS
Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering (WARNING: Prepare to get wet)
* 27 * RAPID-FIRE KISS
In rapid succession, plant 12 quick ones on your lover's lips.
* 28 * EXTRA LONG KISS
Passionately kiss your love for at least one minute longer than usual. NOte: Do not attempt this kiss when either of you are in a hurry!
* 29 * PINK PANTHER KISS
Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner. On the high note, pounce and pucker. Suggestion-wear only pink!
* 30 * THIRST QUENCHER KISS
For no reason, stare at your love's mouth while licking your lips as though dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you're doing. ANSWER: I want them! I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a kiss to quench your thirst!
* 31 * GREAT EXPECTATION KISS
Inform your love one morning that he or she will soon receive a fabulous kiss. Later, call you love with a reminder.
When next you see your love, pull out the stops and plant a long, hot, passionate kiss.
* 32 * GOODBYE SURPRISE KISS
Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your love turns to leave, pull him or her back for a second, more passionate kiss
* 33 * RIDDLE KISS
Ask you love to solve the following riddle:
I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
an extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.
If your love solves it, ask for a demonstration as proof. If he or she cannot show the answer, of course, the answer is a kiss.
* 34 * MANDATED KISS
Command your love to kiss you. Elaborate on the technique you expect (e.g. long and wet, or the way Rhett kissed Scarlett) and where and when you will get it.
* 35 * UNEXPECTED KISS
When the two of you are doing the usual, lean over and give your love a sweet kiss on the cheek for no good reason and whisper...I LOVE YOU!
* 36 * POST OFFICE KISS
Notify your love you have personal mail to deliver. Pull your love into the nearest dark closet; close the door and play
POST OFFICE: No instructions included!
* 37 * KNOCK-KNOCK KISS
Stage the following knock-knock joke with your love:
KNOCK KNOCK
Who is there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss who? Why me, of course!
*38* "BEGGING KISS"
That's right, on your knees with your hands clasped, plead for any kiss you love is humbly willing to give you!
*39* "TOOTHBRUSH KISS"
Brush your teeth together. When your love's mouth is all sudsy, plant a big wet one on the lips. WARNING: MAKE SURE TOOTHBRUSHES ARE OUT OF THE WAY!
*40* "PALM KISS"
Holding your love's face with your palm, smile and deliver a sweet kiss to his or her lips!
*41* "10 KISSES"
Inform your love that in honor of the 10th of the month, you will kiss him or her 10 times during the day!
*42* "CAT KISS"
Rub against your love's legs while meowing and purring. Now that you have your love's attention, touch noses. Playfully paw your love while moving in for a kiss.
*43* "EYELID KISS"
While kissing your love, watch for his or her eyes to close. Sweetly place a light kiss on each eyelid.
*44* "I'VE GOT A SECRET KISS"
Whisper to your love how special he or she is to you, and then seal your message with an ear kiss!
*45* "VALENTINE KISS"
Celebrate Valentine's Day with kisses in the "V" pattern of MORSE CODE (Short Short Short Long)
*46* "FOOTBALL KISS"
After a pass during a football game, make a pass on your love.
*47* "SLEEPING BEAUTY KISS"
Awaken your love from slumber with a tender kiss on the lips!
*48* No-Cal Kiss
After dinner, give your love a no-calorie desert...your lips.
*49* CAB KISS
Hire a cab, Instruct the cab driver to drive around for 15 minutes while you and your love neck in the back seat.
*50* HEAVY BREATHING KISS
Breathe heavily into your love's ear, then slide over to his or her mouth and plant a steamer.
*51* THE NECKLACE KISS
Deposit sweet kisses that circle your love's neck.
HINT 1: Concentrate your kisses along the back of the neck.
HINT 2: If the first necklace went well...try a second!!
*52* NOSEY NOSE KISS
Next time the two of you are outside on a cold day, wrap your arms around your love's neck. Rub noses, then sweetly kiss the tip of your love's nose.
*53* NAPE OF NECK KISS
Surprise your love from behind. Move his or her hair and/or pull down his or her collar to expose the back of your love's neck. Kiss and blow on the nape of the neck.
*54* EAR YE, EAR YE KISS
Kiss your love's ears. And while you are there, whisper something exciting.
*55* NIGHT AT THE MOVIES KISS
Itt is Friday night. TAke your love to a movie. French kiss his or her fingers to remove popcorn butter; nip kiss your love's fingers during scary scenes; and hickey kiss his or her fingers during love scenes.
*56* BLANKET KISS
Wrap yourselves in a blanket outdoors on a blustery winter day, and warm each other's lips.
*57* LEMON KISS
Sprinkle two lemon wedges with sugar. Each take one. One the count of three...bite into the wedge. Immediately kiss each other's perfectly puckered lips.
*58* SCHNAPPS KISS
Prepare two shots of Peppermint Schnapps. Have your love take the first shot, and kiss him or her immediately after. Next, you take the second shot and have your love kiss you..
*59* UNDER THE STARS KISSES
On the next beautiful clear night, find a place outside for you and your love to sit and stare at the stars. Talk about romantic times, and kiss each other frequently.
*60* OFF-THE-WALL GOODBYE MORNING KISS
Think of a kiss you and your love have never shared. Then send your love off in the morning with it.. Say nothing if your love asks the reason for the sexy send off. Disclaimer: It is guaranteed to make your love think about you all day. Not responsible for what happens later!
*61* EAR WE GO AGAIN KISS
Lightly envelop your love's entire ear inside your mouth. Let it fall out of your mouth very slowly, earlobe last. Finish with a light nibble on the earlobe!
*62* GERMAN MORNING KISS
Write on the bathroom mirror in lipstick or soap the following: "MORGENKUSS" (german for "a morning kiss") When your baffled love asks what it means, define it right on their kisser!
*63* CLANDESTINE KISS
Quietly tell your love you want to meet at a special place (e.g. garden, backstairs, closet) at a specified time without explaining why. When he or she arrives, give your love a wonderfully romantic kiss. HINT: Wear something fun like a trench coat or a towel!
*64* REAR-VIEW MIRROR KISS
Apply lipstick or chapstick to you lips. Kiss the rearview mirror of your love's car, leaving a lip print for future discovery!
*65* THEATER KISS
when you`re in the theater and it's a scary scene quietly get close to your love like youre petrified and put your lips on his neck, and when you get scared, bite him gently. when he/she jumps apologize and then kiss them to make it better.
*66* CHEWING GUM KISS
Lady chews a piece of gum until it`s nicely chewy. Guy goes and uses ONLY his tongue to try to get that piece of gum out of the lady`s mouth.